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Her name is Braum's.
Braum's serves the 1/3 pound burger. That's right, they don't fuck around with the sissy "quarter-pounder", they give you 8% more hamburger up front. Braum's hamburgers are the absolute best hamburgers I have ever tasted. I will not argue about this. It's simply a fact. And they serve them with the thick "crinkle-cut" fries. I seriously think that they put crack on their burgers, or mix it in with the buns.
I guess I'm telling you all this so you won't be shocked when I come back to Albuquerque weighing 400 pounds. Love...sometimes she's a cruel bitch.
One other thing -
I know some of you have never had a Krispy Kreme donut, and, I'm sorry. I cheat on Braum's repeatedly with Krispy Kreme. KK is my little piece of fluff on the side. She's a cheap, quick fling, but, I get tired of her quickly and kick her out when I've had my fill. If Braum's and Krispy Kreme joined forces, I don't think I could make it.
Well, KK recently pulls some dirty shit -
That's right! The MULTI-GRAIN donut! It's now a HEALTHY DONUT! Hearty SEVEN-GRAIN! Is nougat a grain? I can eat as many as I want!
How can they put it next to the chocolate-sprinkles donut!? Those bastards! (Unfortunately, the "Hearty Seven-Grain" are pretty dry. Good job making one of my favorite things taste like cardboard. No wonder all of the KK's in Abq closed down.)
Okay, I lied. I think I figured out how to post a video here on Blogspot -
If this works, this is a very good video about what I will be doing. During the part where it says, "The plane is passed to an Air Route Traffic Control Center [ARTCC]" is me. That's what I will be doing. For those of you who thought that I would be on the tarmac with the orange sticks waving the planes to the gates, sorry...